You've heard of 'the house that Jack built'.
Well this is the house that Jack added bits onto and never quite got around to finishing but just dodgied up a little, here and there and behind that wall.
Boy, are the local tradesmen going to luuurve us by the end of our 10 years of renovating.
Really should have taken up my old Sparkie friend on his offer of an affair - I'd have working powerpoints in all rooms by now. Wonder if my Builder/Landscaper friend is feeling a bit lonely...If I can just find a Plumber then I'll have the whole set and The Man can just sit back, relax, and cook us all gourmet meals occasionally.
The lengths a girl will go to for a House & Garden home, eh?
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