Frog Legs & French Bread

My son asked me today – “What eats Frogs?”

I told him – Cats, Birds, Crocodiles and French Men.

He came back a little while later and asked me “Are French Men like Crocodiles?”
I was going to talk about them eating women from the feet up but I thought that would just be getting too, too risky.

I told him no, they’re like French Bread.
Long, skinny and white, with a crusty exterior – normally covered in cheese.
But you’ll only notice that if you try to eat them back.

LOL – no, I didn’t.

But I would have if I didn’t think he’d come back and ask me - “What is French Bread?”

And right now, I’d like to apologise to any and all French Men I slept with in the long-distant past.

PS – the capital letters are a small tribute to my paper’s contributors.

School pages and bowls reports both start this coming week – woohoo for Upper Cases of the Upwardly Mobile and Incredibly Ungrammatical.

For instance, we all know that frog is not a proper noun – although I wonder if it is when you’re being rude to those same long-gone French Men?
Mmmmh?