Ultimate Mushroom Lovers Inc.

It's been a week!
From online order to PayPal to fungi.net.au and their faraway realworld site (which I imagine is dark and moist and mysterious) to Australia Post and back to me...OK, a week's not a long time, all things considered, but I hate waiting! *insert child-in-the-back-seat-on-the-way-to-a-birthday-party moan here*

I'm waiting for my ultimate mushroom lovers combo kit.
Am I an ultimate mushroom lover? Maybe not.
Am I fascinated with how they grow and over the moon that I can now try growing the hardwood parasitic versions as well as my standard buttons-in-a-box babies? Why yes I am!

According to the fun guys at fungi.net.au *tee hee*:
The Ultimate Mushroom Lovers combo will set you apart as a serious mushroom grower.
Enjoy an extended period of growth from your pack and grow year round.
White Button and Swiss brown kits will store well at room temperature and Shiitake and Oyster bags will store fresh in the fridge until ready to use.
You'll be the envy of your friends with your abundance of fresh produce.

Did you read that, all my friends? Be prepared to be envious...in another three to 12 days, assuming prompt postage.