Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Easter Bunny

I am now back at work in my Home Town, in an office full of women.
Due to the miracle of nature, and a full moon, everyone in our office is now on the same...mmmh, let's call it 'cycle'.
Which becomes very obvious when production deadline falls on the new moon.
One male customer was unwise enough to actually vocalise the comment "what's wrong with you girls today - you all look so drained?"
Did you ever see the original Dawn of the Dead? Where the zombie hosts shambling across the car park all lift their faces at the same time and turn towards the new victim as she skids into view?
Well, then you can imagine why this man left without getting a receipt for his classified advert.
But what highlighted the lunar looniness to me was when my daughter came to work one afternoon and, after wandering from office to office, started crying in the car on the way home.
"What's wrong?" I asked The Girl.
"Mummy, why did Easter Bunny come to your office today and not to us?"

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