God I'm so sick of myself.
I can't stand my own voice...blah, blah, blah.
Someone says 'how are you' and I actually tell them!
That's not fair, no one who asks that question is actually interested!
People make eye contact and all these words just come spilling out of my mouth.
I'm just plain scary!
No wonder Sleeping Beauty slept for a hundred years.
What they don't tell you is that before Prince Charming woke her up, there was a Prince Not-So-Charming that drove her to despair - it wasn't a spinning wheel's prick that caused all the trouble.
Gives you some interesting possibilities about the Wicked Fairy though doesn't it?
Yup, I think just sleeping through the whole recovery might be a good policy!
Maybe I'll plug myself in next to my friend in Adelaide and we can both enjoy hospital sheets and someone else cleaning the bathroom for us.
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